“Fifty Shades Darker” – Mommy Porn Part 2

From:  Angela Jones

Subject: Decorating Tips

Date:  July 08, 2013 09:39 PDT

To:  Anastasia Steele

Dear Miss Steele,

Oh dear.  One minute, I love you, and in fact, see a lot of myself in you.  The next minute, I hate you, and hope beyond all hope that I am nothing like you.  GROW A BACKBONE!  I get it, you love him.  We all do.  But bitch, please.  You need to get a grip.  He loves you, you love him and you have all the control.  You own him.  His fate is in your hands.

He has told you this repeatedly.  Quit worrying about his past and wondering if it will pull him away from you.  You should not have to compromise who you are for him.  Something you do on a daily basis and then convince yourself that you don’t.

Let’s start and end with the red room of pain.  This is a room he designed in his past, for who he was then.  He had 13 women there.  They are all from his past.  And you became number 14, just like that.  But, number 14 was something special.  Number 14 wasn’t like the rest.  Number 14 had something magic in her pants.  So, here’s some advice from me.  It means nothing, but you should listen anyway.

If I were you, the red room of pain would be no more.  I would redecorate.  Immediately.  Gone would be the dark wood, the red walls, and the creepy feel that comes along with that.  I would make it something light and romantic.  Maybe whites and greys.  More like a hotel feel.  I would want it to be something that signifies Anastasia and Christian.  Not Christian and his past.  Don’t you agree?

The toys can stay and you can do rude things.  You want to be shackled to things?  Let him cuff you.  You want him to stick things in places the sun don’t shine?  Have at it.  But, why don’t you return the favor?  This is new territory for both of you, so make it about both of you.  The red goes, and with it, the pain, and Christian’s past.

Don’t be dumb, Anastasia.  You are a recent college grad.  He is Completely & Utterly Smitten.  You are Sex Mad and Insatiable.  But don’t let that make you Stupid and Compliant Because He Has Grey Smoldering Eyes and Big Hands.

You have a brain.  And it’s above your shoulders, not below your belt.  Use it.

Laters, baby

PS – In order for me to get “Fifty Shades Freed,” I need to meet my neighbor once again for an exchange.  A Woody for the final installment of mommy porn.  Only this time, it’s a bigger Woody.  I can’t make this stuff up.

50 Shades Darker Woody

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